Today was my first day back to school for the start of term 2. (Yesterday should have been, but there were storms and I had to finish grading like 50 exams from the PTC… more on that later… so today was my first day back.) Edited to add: I wrote this a few days ago, so no… I don’t work on Saturdays. Ugandan culture is all about thanking and congratulating, so I got congratulated on traveling like ten times. It was weird. But everyone was excited to hear about Rwanda. After all, from what I’ve experienced, basically every Ugandan thinks that Rwandan is an amazing place. I mean none of them have been there, but they all have super positive things to say about it. It’s so clean, they’ll say excitedly. They don’t even have plastic bags!
I’m happy to report that Rwanda lives up to, and exceeds, all of the rumors. Rwanda is awesome. Rwanda is just like Uganda, but better and nicer in nearly every way. (Sorry Uganda, but you know it’s true.)
Our trip to Rwanda started in Kampala. We spent the day before we left in Kampala because it’s super hard to get there the day of in the morning, no matter where you’re coming from. The trip to Kigali is somewhere between 8-10 hours on a good day, so we wanted to get an early start. Also staying in Kampala means we can eat good muzungu food, so let’s just say it wasn’t that rough.
Four of us went to Rwanda after IST in our group (another three people went a few days after us), which was nice. When we first started talking about going a ton of people were interested. However, when the first budget of like 500 dollars per person came out a lot of people dropped out. Which was nice. If you haven’t traveled with a group of ten or more people, you wouldn’t understand. Just… never do it. You’ll never even eat because you’ll never be able to come to a consensus. It’s miserable. So four was perfect. It was myself, my site mate Eric, and our two friends Mary and Matt.
>Anyway, we were at the bus stop in Kampala by 8:30 on Saturday morning. Since the next day was Eric’s birthday I treated him to a trip to Rwanda. (Everything else was on him, I’m not that nice. But now I can lord it over him for a long time… oh yeah, well remember that time when I took you to the greatest country ever??) The bus was scheduled to depart at 9:00, and luckily we had no issues getting seats. The trip was 40,000 shillings – or about $16. Not too bad for a trip to another country!
It took a long time for us to figure out which bus company to take, as everyone has some piece of advice (most of it being along the lines of ‘I’ve never taken them, but I hear…’) and this being Africa, none of the bus companies that go to Rwanda (and there are a lot) have things such as websites or you know, contact information or actual hours of service. Mere details. We ended up going with Jaguar, as we heard some good things about them (however, if you Google them one of the first links is an article about one being robbed by bandits on the way to Kigali… the usual) and they happened to have a VIP bus. And as people who make the equivalent of $250 a month we’re obviously VIPs.
The VIP bus was a good choice. We were towards the back of the bus, which meant it was a bit bouncy – especially before we got out of Kampala, where it’s stop and go the whole way. And since Rwandans were involved the bus actually departed on time, and we didn’t have to wait until the whole bus filled up. There were actually a lot of empty seats until we hit Mbarara which meant that we could all get a few seats to ourselves to nap on. There was a ton of legroom (especially when compared to taking any other kind of transport in this country) and it was pretty comfortable. It was a strange, and nice feeling to be comfortable. I wish it happened more often.
The bus ride wasn’t too bad – just really long. The first two legs of the trip, from Kampala to Masaka and Masaka to Mbarara weren’t too bad. The highway in between Kampala and Mbarara have been recently upgraded so they’re pretty smooth (other than the random areas that aren’t finished and are just gravel) and we could go pretty fast. Once you get past Mbarara, however, it’s a whole different stories. The roads haven’t been upgraded, although it appeared like they might be doing work on them? Maybe? I made up a game – guess whether the bus was driving on a road, or the dirt. It was surprisingly difficult. Eventually we made it to the hills, and then to the mountains of southern Uganda near Kabale. It was really pretty as we wound up and down the sides of the mountains – one minute looking down on a valley and soon finding ourselves in it.
The border crossing is maybe a half an hour from Kabale. It was, no surprise, the most chaotic border crossing I’ve ever been to. As soon as we stepped off the bus to go through border control there were men grabbing at us and offering to exchange our money to Rwandan francs. Saying no just meant that they would begin to rattle offer other currencies they could exchange – dollars, Euros, pounds. People were walking bicycles through with matooke strapped to the back, others were selling juice and soda to one side (if you even looked in their direction they would immediately start yelling at you), and men were wandering around offering pens to everyone. Naturally, there was no sign or anything to direct you where to go but we figured out the line pretty quick. Some guy from customs was passing out forms to those of us in line. I tried to explain he was passing us arrival forms for Uganda, when we needed exit forms. He told me it would be fine, and I started to fill mine out – I was nearly done when he came back through with the correct forms and tried to grab the wrong one from me. Ugandan efficiency at it’s finest.
Anyway, I hate customs so I went through pretty quick. I just hate that they always seem like they distrust you. I don’t want to answer your stupid questions and then have you do the ‘Oh really’ thing to me. I’m visiting, not planning an al-Qaeda cell. As I waited for the rest of the group, I had my heart broken. You see, Uganda drives on the left just like the British (thanks colonialism!) but Rwanda drives on the right. I was hoping, hoping, hoping for the transition to look epic. I know in some places they have big four-leaf clover ramps to change you over. I mean I didn’t expect that, necessarily, but I expected more than one dinky sign that says ‘Drive on the Left’. So disappointing. Step it up, Uganda.
So when we were done we kind of looked around. There weren’t any signs pointing where to go next and our bus was gone, so we kind of walked on. Seriously, a sign or two wouldn’t be the worst idea. There are semis, bikes, people, cars, and motorcycles all converging on the same place and moving around at once. It’s… confusing. We finally found the Rwandan customs, stood in line a bit more, and got our stamps. We were in!
Or sort of. Next came the bag search. Now, in America when you go through the bag search they’re looking for stuff to charge you for. Or bombs. In Rwanda, they’re looking for something a little less… sinister. Plastic bags. Like I said earlier, plastic bags are illegal in Rwanda. Matt had one for the snacks he had bought before we left, but they confiscated it. Seriously. However, I sneaked in two because they were inside something else. HA. Come at me Interpol.
From the border it took about 2 hours to get to Kigali. I tried to look out the very tinted windows on our bus, but it didn’t look wildly different than Uganda. More hilly than where I live, certainly, and the hills were pretty much all terraced which was cool. They have buildings painted as advertisements for Tigo, instead of Orange. The biggest change was that both of my SIM cards texted me to welcome me to Rwanda and then immediately stopped providing data service. Lame. The biggest surprise? Apparently Rwanda is in another timezone! This makes no sense because Rwanda extends all of like ten inches further west than Uganda and is directly below it, but we somehow jumped back an hour. We were now at the easternmost part of whatever timezone we were in, which meant it gets dark at 6pm in Rwanda. Weird.
We made it into Kigali right as the sun was setting. Luckily the bus park has a pretty legit forex (foreign exchange) so we were able to get our money exchanged pretty quickly. We even got the woman to tell us how much we should expect to pay for our taxi to our hostel. Naturally the taxi drivers tried to quote us twice that much, but we knew to walk away until they came down. Next stop: our hostel. Or so we thought. We arrived at a dark building next to a church. After scoping it out, and having some guy come out in his towel, we concluded that it was not the place we were supposed to be. Luckily, our hostel was pretty much around the corner so no harm, no foul.
In the next edition: Kigali!